The next morning the guys were surprised to find the cluttered mess downstairs and plans of retaliation were immediately put into effect. It took 3 of us with two shopping carts a half hour to clear out the newspapers.
An apartment meeting was quickly called and I, being accused as an accomplice, wasn't invited. Ideas were pooled together and a plan was concocted. It took a few days but eventually the guys forgave me and let me join in on their evil plan. We let a week or so go by, so that the girls wouldn't expect when the retribution would come. Finally on Sunday, when everyone was at church I went over to the girls apartment and rang the door bell. I rang it again and knocked loudly making sure no one was home and to my delight no one was---perfect! I texted the guys, "No one is home, it's on!" I was soon joined at home by the others. We got our supplies and being cunning men got into their apartment. We started by stacking all their furniture against the front door. A can of tuna fish was put up in the ceiling vent in their front room. Then we greased up 3 bowling balls, plugged the holes and stuck them in the 3 toilets of their apartment. We also caused the water to become yellow (easily done by guys) and made the bathrooms reek of dead animal and poo. With the awful smell leaking from under the bathroom doors and through the rest of the house we quickly left--not being able to stand the stench.
The girls thought the furniture was funny but were quite concerned about the smell coming from the bathrooms. We told them it was coyote urine and fungus's...which in reality it may or may not be true...the truth will have to remain a mystery. They also complained of smelling tuna but couldn't find the source for a week or so. We all were laughing so hard especially when we pretended like we couldn't smell the tuna or we would walk by and leave the bathroom door open letting the smell out again and tease them about the awful rashes they would get. Oh gosh...it was hilarious. When you pick a fight with a bunch of boys you better know it's not going to be pretty.
7 comments:
Aww, you guys are relentless! That was awful! I have to say, I hope they get you back good! Coyote urine.... ewhhh.
wow! Was it hard to get the bowling ball out? Do the girls still talk to you guys?
yea, that's pretty bad or good, depending on how you look at it
haha, travis the bowling ball in the toilet image is cracking me up. You guys are ruthless. i miss having apartment wars, they were always exciting!
you guys are harsh. All that for some newspaper. Who are these girls, I better help them with some better ideas. Someone must liek someone...I remember doing the same thing in college. We had a big water fight that was out of control!
Brutal! It's not often you get to be on both sides of the prank war, well played, Barlow.
to answer questions, they're LUCKY we still talk to them. it was hard to get the bowling balls out, thank goodness i had yellow rubber gloves, and it was not well played, it was disgusting. whenever you bring human bile into the equation, things are never fair.
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